…when you’re twenty years old and realize you legitimately look like neither of your parents. My biological parents are welcome to reveal themselves any time they would like, now. And they can pay for college, right? So basically I’m going to assume I’m the child of a spy, and she has no idea who my father is, and swapped babies in the hospital in 1992 because I would...
Life of a Pseudo Red Head:
I look like I’m murdering someone every time I wash my hair.
Or more something weird about myself, I guess. I can’t shower in the morning unless I brush my teeth first.
swallowingmatches: FUCK. OFF.
Maybe I’m not intelligent enough, either. It’s really frustrating to be someone...– Marie Calloway (via disazn)
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via gunslinger)
Avengers signatures masterpost
the-star-spangled-avenger: Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth Jeremy Renner Mark Ruffalo Robert Downey Jr. Scarlett Johansson Tom Hiddleston (I was bored so I decided to post this)
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Seeing my teammates for the first time in a week
On the bus going to 7am official practice
Your body gets full, but that message that your body’s full takes 20 minutes to...– Louis C.K. (via kim-asterisk)
…the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...– Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via shesanargonaut)
hom0sapiens: People shouldn’t read on Kindles because it ruins the sanctity of marriage.
benedictatorship: jumpersandelectric: ...
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via imagefree)