why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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100 favorite Doctor Who quotes [34/100]
→ Falling in love? That didn’t even occur to him?Oh god, there is so much meaning behind this quote and this scene, holy balls…
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i should not be allowed to look at screencaps ever
#she wears short skirts i’m james t kirk #she’s a xenolinguistics genius and i’m annoying as hell
house stark meme → one wolf, Grey Wind
Grey Wind, her son had named him. A direwolf large as any elkhound, lean and smoke-dark, with eyes like molten gold. When the beast padded forward and sniffed at the captive knight, every man in that hall could smell the scent of fear. Ser Cleos had been taken during the battle in the Whispering Wood, where Grey Wind had ripped out the throats of half a dozen men.
I hate you and if this were 1773 I would dump all of your tea into the Boston harbor.
This is literally *the* best video and makeup tutorial I have ever seen I am cryinggggg
Hahahhahaha the lipstick part hahahahanhahahaha 👄👏🍧🍒❌⭕❌🌹🔴♥♦❗💯🔺❤👄🎀🎀☝☝☝☝😉🙌👌 @lalaizbrilliant watch
Ha! This is too good.
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